I'm Kelso / The first thing I thought when I was exiled to California was at least I'll have plenty of almonds /Bangtan af
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.
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Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
“Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing.”— Torquato Tasso (via quotemadness)
*sees two bees flying around my garden*
me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..
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got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
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the way money just disappears when you buy something is very cursed and I don’t like it.
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5 years later and Rapmon’s still the same. Only difference?
He ain’t really sorry
Emoji spell for a little cash to come your way soon
Likes Charge
Reblogs Cast
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